Yo, this is Big Joe here, and I got several things for ya. First off, muchacho, this section here, at the Nisan Sanctuary (which is more like a place for a bunch of morons to gather and put up crapcrapcrapcrapcrap), is dedicated to the one, the only, the BIG JOE. That's right! Big Joe is finally getting into the I-Net! -Hic- Enjoy..and if you have any probs, TOO BAD!

Hey, one more thing, if you have something there that would be of any interest to me... then send it to me pronto... here's my address, point your mouse here. Get it? I want juicy gossips, -HIC-, yeah, and funny stuff especially about that funny Chinese guy.. wasshisname? Fei Fong Long? Ah, whoever! If you have funny experiences with Xenogears that I missed, then send it over and we'll make dozens of laughs out of em!

FUNNIES FEATURED:

Hidden Character, Franz, playable!
Big Joe's Real Identity
Bart and Sigurd, Brothers???
Fei The Smelly


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And that's all for ya readin pleasure... Now excuse me, I got some booze to chug and some chics to make happy... so adios ya crazy muchachos...and if I'm lucky...mebbe the IDIOTS working at this Sanctuary for Nuts...hahaha I made a funny...will kill each other and leave it to me in their wills and I can call it: BIG JOE'S PIMP-DADDY HOUSE. Or somethin like that... -Hic- Now where's my booze............

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